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Funny quotes about mariage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Getting married is like buying a car. Once you get it off the lot, you're sure you could have gotten a better deal!

Funny quotes and sayings

Save water. Shower with your girl friend!

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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Funny quotes

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Nothing happens until something moves.

Constipated people don't give a crap.  

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Funny quotes about life

Funny quotes and sayings about life can be a great way to forget your troubles.Bellow you'll find few of the best funny life quotes.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Never hire a color blind electrician.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

Life is so unlike theory.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Funny quotes and sayings

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God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles."

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!

Funny sayings

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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

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Funny friendship quotes

Let's have fun with these funny friendship quotes:

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Really funny quotes

Below are few really funny quotes,maybe the best funny quotes that I have read!Have fun!

A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!

All men are idiots and I'm married with their King!

Some people are only alive because it is ilegal to shoot them!

Sex isn't the answer! "Yes" is the answer!

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Funny sayings

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Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. 

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Funny quotes to make you smile

Short funny quotes which make you smile:

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

Funny famous quotes

Funny famous quotes by Voltaire:

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Business is the salt of life.

Better is the enemy of good.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

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Funny famous quotes by Steven Wright

Funny famous quotes bt Steven Wright:

Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.

I mixed this glass of water myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don’t trust anybody!

I’m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…