Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I mixed this glass of water myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don’t trust anybody!
I’m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…