Funny quotes about life

Funny quotes and sayings about life can be a great way to forget your troubles.Bellow you'll find few of the best funny life quotes.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Never hire a color blind electrician.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

Life is so unlike theory.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Funny friendship quotes

Let's have fun with these funny friendship quotes:

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Life quotes

Short funny life quotes:

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

Life quotes

Funny life quotes:

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.

Life quotes

Life quotes

We spend most of our lives conjugating three verbs: to want, to have, and to do.

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

Life is what you make of it. Always has been, always will be.

Sport and life is about losing. It's about understanding how to lose.

You learn about equality in history and civics, but you find out life is not really like that.