Funny famous quotes

Funny famous quotes by Voltaire:

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Business is the salt of life.

Better is the enemy of good.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

Funny famous quotes by Steven Wright

Funny famous quotes bt Steven Wright:

Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.

I mixed this glass of water myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don’t trust anybody!

I’m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…

Funny famous quotes

Famous quotes by Henry Ford:

Don't find fault, find a remedy.

Money is like an arm or a leg - use it or lose it.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

Funny quotes by famous people-Marilyn Monroe

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.

A career is born in public - talent in privacy.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Funny quotes by famous people

 Many sayings of famous people became funny quotes.For this reason here will be a special category about fanny quotes by famous people.
   Funny quotes by Albert Einstein
  
 A person who never made a mistake,never tried anything new

 I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details

  

 Two  things are infinite:the universe and human stupidity;and I'm not sure about the Universe!

 My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary.

One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible.