Really funny quotes

Below are few really funny quotes,maybe the best funny quotes that I have read!Have fun!

A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!

All men are idiots and I'm married with their King!

Some people are only alive because it is ilegal to shoot them!

Sex isn't the answer! "Yes" is the answer!