Funny jokes

      Funny jokes for a funny Monday!Begin a new week with a smile!
The Priest ask:
John, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
 John reply:
No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
At the chemistry classroom
Teacher:Who knows the chemical formula for water?
A student:HIJKLMNO
Teacher:What is that????????
A student:Yesterday you said that the chemical formula for water is H to O!