Funny quotes by Mark Twain

       Mark Twain wrote in his books these funny quotes:

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.