"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" Homer J Simpson.
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." Rodney Dangerfield
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." Calvin.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" Unknown
