Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
