Funny photo and jokes

Funny photo and jokes about Christmas
A Funny photo with Santa Clause


 Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

How do you tell the difference between tinned turkey and tinned custard?
Look at the labels!

A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound. He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise them yourself?'
'Of course I do,' the butcher replied. 'They were only 50p a pound this morning!'