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 A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted                                    Anonymus

 I'm tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.                                         Madonna

 The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.                                                      Oscar Wilde

 Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.                                                   Oscar Wilde

 A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.                                                                             Edward Abbey

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