Funny quotes about Santa Claus with funny pictures

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Funny quotes about life

Funny quotes and sayings about life can be a great way to forget your troubles.Bellow you'll find few of the best funny life quotes.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Never hire a color blind electrician.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

Life is so unlike theory.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

Funny quotes and sayings

Looking for fun?Funny quotes and sayings are maybe one of the best choices for having fun and smiling!

God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles."

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!

Funny sayings

Have fun and smile with funny sayings!

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

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