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Funny sayings

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Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. 

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Funny quotes to make you smile

Short funny quotes which make you smile:

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

Funny quotes about money

Funny quotes about money-smile!

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better.

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where shop.

If God only gave me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Funny quotes and funny photo

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Short Funny quotes

Few short Funny quotes
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? 

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Short funny quotes

George Washington said: "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"
Well, swine flew!

Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.


I’m not a complete idiot–some parts are missing.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.