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Funny quotes about life

Funny quotes and sayings about life can be a great way to forget your troubles.Bellow you'll find few of the best funny life quotes.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Never hire a color blind electrician.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

Life is so unlike theory.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles."

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!

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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

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Funny friendship quotes

Let's have fun with these funny friendship quotes:

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

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A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.It moved to Finland. Now Santa Clause is missing!

All men are idiots and I'm married with their King!

Some people are only alive because it is ilegal to shoot them!

Sex isn't the answer! "Yes" is the answer!

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Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. 

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Funny quotes to make you smile

Short funny quotes which make you smile:

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

Funny famous quotes

Funny famous quotes by Voltaire:

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Business is the salt of life.

Better is the enemy of good.

When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.

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Funny famous quotes by Steven Wright

Funny famous quotes bt Steven Wright:

Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said,”Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.

I mixed this glass of water myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don’t trust anybody!

I’m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes…

Funny jokes about cats

Two funny jokes about cats:

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$350."

"$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan."

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Funny quotes about money

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The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better.

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where shop.

If God only gave me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Funny famous quotes

Famous quotes by Henry Ford:

Don't find fault, find a remedy.

Money is like an arm or a leg - use it or lose it.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

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