God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles."
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows!
