When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...

Save water. Shower with your girl friend! Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking Everybody wants ...

Have fun with these cool funny quotes : Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash a...

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Looking for fun?Funny quotes and sayings are maybe one of the best choices for having fun and smiling! God,if there is any work around me....

Have fun and smile with funny sayings! An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So f...

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Below are few really funny quotes,maybe the best funny quotes that I have read!Have fun! A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peein...

Have fun with short funny sayings : Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on. Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let...

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Funny quotes Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest . Son, if you really want someth...

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.   Life is somethin...

       Mark Twain wrote in his books these funny quotes : There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. There is no di...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.                                    ...

 A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted                                    Anonymus  I'm to...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.                                       Groucho Marx All right everyone, line up alp...

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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"                                                  John Lenon...